Neglected Harvest

This is what happens when I don't look to see what's ready in the garden for a few days this time of year. Salad, anyone? Looks like those cucumbers have gotten a hold of some sort of growth hormone, but I swear their organic. Looks like my dream of more pickles is about to come true.

Pipsqueak says she "loves farm-fresh food". It can't get any fresher; it was only picked two minutes ago. She won't let a temporary dental handicap get in her way.

What is this yellow thing growing in my pumpkin patch? Pumpkins start green and turn orange as they mature. This thing has been yellow from the start and it's now about the size of a cantaloupe. Mutant garden mysteries... gotta love'm.